Today’s post is one for the procreators of the world, those souls who bring another into the world and then find themselves unwittingly having also birthed these large, noisy, colorful, attention grabbing affairs known as toys.

What’s a parent who loves their small human but doesn’t love the whole large toy aesthetic to do?

The circle of toy-life

There is no finer time to institute a toy rotation system than when the toys in question are more like small pieces of furniture than toys.

Rather than having the playmobile and the Spacestation and the Toddler-table and the play-baby stroller all parked in your living room, have one; Choose a large toy of the moment that you park in a very convenient location and tuck the rest away. Swap as often as is needed.

Scatter, don’t congregate.

If you have not the heart to limit your little one’s resources of play, then at least put a limit on how many large toys live in any given area (that isn’t the playroom).

Lots of parents are resolute on not wanting to give their whole home over to their children, which is totally understandable and respectable.

Instead of allowing play things to creep their way into every room in the house, parents figure it’s better to shove them all together in one place.

But the result does not mirror the original intent. In the end, five large toys sitting together in one spot is far more impactful and tone-setting than one here, two there, and so on.

Hide and go sleep

If you really want to retain the grown-up vibe of your home, get better at carving out a ready-hiding spot for the toys when kids have gone to sleep or guests arrive. That definitely means clearing out storage space, not forced-shoving, by the way.

Speaking of improving your hiding skills, think about ways that you can cleverly conceal your small humans’ extra large toys. Behind-the-sofa is an always an excellent hiding spot.

You can also try to find bins, baskets, or other vessels that are large enough to contain and conceal children’s toys in shared living areas.

Picky? Be picky-ier.

If you’re sensitive to the aesthetics of your space and how toys play (har har) into that, then support your wellbeing and your baby’s by choosing toys that are less offensive to you from the get-go.

Factors you’re fully allowed to be uber selective about: colors, materials, sounds, ETC. If those plastic worlds-on-wheels make you miserable, then don’t have them in your home. Period.

Don’t overwhelm or overindulge/ Encourage imaginative play/ You’re still the boss of love and space

Look, I don’t like to be a bully, really I don’t. But I swear to you: most every household has far, far more toys than is necessary to keep a child occupied, developing on pace, and happy. It’s sort of a sickness that’s invaded our culture and I could write an entire book on this one concept and maybe someday I will, but for now, let me say that children’s most treasured belongings aren’t even necessarily toys!

Small humans are like puppies: they’re inevitably more entertained by whatever commonplace object is lying around or in your hands than they are the toy specifically purchased for them. Give a kid a large cardboard box and some markers and they’ll be entertained for hours.

So alleviate yourself the anxiety of depriving your children the every-play thing, no matter how omni-present those toys are in the homes of your friends. Your baby-love, your space-sanctuary, your family brand of fun and joy and life. The end.

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