In keeping with the all too common theme around here of "things I'm overly concerned with and with which the rest of the population pays no mind," today we shall broach the subject of bathroom linens. It's occurred to me that people are in quite a quandary about such things as towels and bath mats. Having never been overtly instructed on how often to wash these items, you pretzels are stumbling around blindly, constantly conflicted over when to classify a ...

For those of who you don't speak idiom, to "change lobsters and dance" is equivalent to the perhaps more commonplace "go with the flow," "roll with the punches," "stop whining, be grateful and get on board with the changes that are happening that you clearly have no control over, idiot." That last one you haven't heard? Strange. Adapted from Lewis Carrol's "The Lobster Quadrille," this phrase was nudged along into the mainstream lexicon when film ...

You've made it to another Friday, and though there still isn't an award for surviving to see another weekend, I can offer you a small token of recognition in the form of today's post, a showcase of the designs of a one Kate Jackson. I've heard through the curtain rod that Ms. Jackson is the pride and glory of Rhode Island, but don't go thinking that's the case just because it's such a small state. One ...

Today on Live Simply it's a stand-off of epic proportions, and to those who care naught about drawers and their divisions, the most negligible debate of all time: modular units vs. all-in-one dividers. To ensure your endorsement of either candidate is an informed one, I shall now flush out these opponent's multifarious attributes. Modular Units Pros: - Customization. Its greatest feature going for it. Customize the way in which you arrange them in your drawer, and the ...

Welcome to Wednesday, daisies! Today I give you: the creatively stored shoe. Since many of you devote whole chunks of your paychecks to outfitting the region south of your ankles, accommodating your collection of foot attire can become somewhat of an issue. Lucky for you, the shoe feigns that have come before you have paved the way storage-wise, finding clever ways to utilize every nook and cranny and sometimes whole china cupboards to achieve the utmost feet-accessory ...