I’m sorry.

I think I should begin by saying that?

Today’s eyeball treat is the work of Sawyer Berson, an architecture, design, and landscape firm that, apparently, can make Hamptons home dreams come true.

So, yes, I should definitely say sorry.

Anyhow, I should at least warn you to ready your jaw-catching hand and cover your keyboard in case of drool…

Unless, of course, you don’t like shingles, paths of gravel perfectly sized to deliver the most perfectly satisfying crunch underfoot or wheel, impeccably manicured gardenscapes, all tended to appear as though they’ve Simply been left to their own devices, and have voluntarily chosen to grow just so, pools so serene they appear like turquoise mirrors, outdoor seating for every person you know, lavishness that magically retains intimacy, coifed exteriors that still convince you the intention is one of effortlessness…

In which case, well, I suppose the apology holds.